Why, a more devious plan could not possibly be architected! (sends a nickel to Ivanka's copyright lawyer)

God help us, we're not going to get through this year without someone putting a bullet in a TV news reporter or camera guy. And then the assholes of the world will explain how they should have seen it coming and ducked faster. Right before calling the shooter a "lone wolf mentally ill person" who randomly plucked…

I don't understand why greedy white jackoffs don't have a better reputation these days with fellows like this proudly representing.

From the wikis: "As of 2016, her love interest and fiance was London based Russian millionaire Egor Tarabasov, a real estate agency owner, called Home House Estates and son of Dmitry Tarabasov."

How the fuck is it possible to bully someone with access to the nuclear codes ?

Seriously. "This is our last chance to save this country, and I don't care how many memes it will take, I won't stop fighting for…whoa, wait a sec, this might get me in trouble? Um."

I like "Stump Trump" myself. Though it leaves Eric without a name. Chump Trump?

"What? You mean there are real world consequences for posting inflammatory shit online? I can't just remain anonymous while fighting for my idea of what this country should be? That's not what our founding fathers believed! You know, guys like @BigBen69 and TheRealCockOfTheWalk."

I would rather go with that new-fangled music that involves piercing my eardrums with knitting needles than listen to that choir-mangled piece of shit again. So yes, you made the right choice.

[masturbates]

My God, that song was a turgid piece of crap, wot? Not even a pretence of artistry, just branding put to a beat by a choir mouthing cliches in between repeating that "great" phrase over and over, as if America's greatness is like Beetlejuice and you have to keep saying it to make it happen.

You know, I'm sitting here on the deck on this fine Canada Day trying to imagine our own leader getting into a Twitter war with, say, CBC news anchor Peter Mansbridge. And I can't. I really can't. Mostly because he's got a lot more important shit to do than waste time trying to make some talking head cry.

Of course he didn't cancel the science fair. They won't let him walk through teen beauty pageant dressing rooms anymore, he's got to get his fill of underage ass somewhere. Melania's not getting any younger and he'll take what he can get, even if the science ones are a little too yappy sometimes.

No shit. Really? Damn, I thought I actually came up with an original idea. Ah well. So much for my screenwriting future.

If they want to go with another Fantastic Four movie, do it right. Set the beginning in the 1960s, when the book first started, and alter their origin story slightly so that their rocket ride gives them powers and hurtles them forward in time to the present day.

Let him come. There's a flight of stairs to come up to me, and if Hannity's anything like his patron that will send him scurrying for his safe place.

How is that the cover of his dreams? I don't see Ivanka's snatch anywhere in this image.

That's just it. He's baited so easily. How is this being tough, responding to every little slight (imagined or otherwise) with a Twitter tirade?

While this is happening, Politico reports the White House Council for Women and Girls, created under Obama to focus on gender equality, has gone dark since Trump moved in, with officials saying they're evaluating whether to keep it.

Of course there have been films with female leads. There have even been female-led comic-book movies before, like Supergirl, Catwoman, Elektra and Tank Girl.