Yeah, that's what I don't get. Somehow we're supposed to see a well-funded, hugely influential lobby regularly invoking the spectre of insurrection by "the other" (while conveniently shutting up whenever one of the legally gun-owning "others" are gunned down by cops for no reason) and bragging about its ability to…

Fellow Canuck here; I've thought a lot about that myself. What made the difference? Where did our two countries part ways in terms of how we decided to deal with this whole gun business?

So remember, kids: when the president jokes about exercising your Second Amendment rights or the NRA posts scary-future ads about how "they" are taking over unless you do something, why, that's just reasoned commentary on current affairs.

I really don't have to say it, do I?

You know, thinking about that fake Time magazine cover, it could have been a lot worse.

They're not fake. They're real and they're spectacular.

Free Willy…?

Yeah, but he was a Democrat, and therefore subject to all cultural and ethical norms.

Dibs on the Donna Rice role!

"Uh, I've sued most of them again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media…"

Lois: "I swear, if you yell 'Up, up and away' at it one more time…"

Hey, since we're talking DC comics and Russia (and therefore Trump).

That is so… perfect. It's like when your parents get fake magazine covers done at a tourist trap showing your family going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Except for the part where your parents don't have Putin's balls in their mouths.

"There was no interference from Russia! It ever happened! Fake news!

Good point. They also popped a vein back when a Superman story had him renouncing his American citizenship to avoid being seen as a tool of American policy. Which seems so silly — I mean, everyone knows the Fortress of Solitude is located in the Canadian Arctic. Ergo and ipso facto, Superman is clearly fighting for…

Direct-to-video adaptation, sure, why not. But live action? When we're still waiting for them to get the American, based-in-the-DCEU-universe version right?

I was just thinking that. "You can't turn Superman into a grey, joyless tool! That's MY job!"

Boy, I can't wait to get Fox News' subtle, nuanced take on Commie Superman.

Which I totally get: he's an idiot, possibly (likely) going senile, and needs to show the rubes he ain't one of them hoity-toity Chicago style types.

A guy whose actual nickname is "The Mooch" shows more class and dignity than the American commander-in-chief when responding to this bit of news.