Between the terrible reviews for this and the even worse ones for The Darkest Hour, can we finally put to bed the idea that the original script for Prometheus was a work of genius that Damon Lindelof managed to ruin single-handed. Admittedly 'Prometheus had a crappy original script which Damon Lindelof did nothing to…

I don't think I hate this film as such, I just hate the fact it's probably going to make more in its opening weekend than Kubo and the Two Strings made in total worldwide. Curse you filmgoers!

Here's my list, based on UK release dates:

I think a B is about right here, it's a pretty good entry in Almodovar's filmography, even if it does end a bit abruptly.

I know the soccer club I support could do better sometimes but I don't think they deserve this guilt by association

Perhaps, they could have at least got Jennifer Lee though!

Looking at some of the recent other roundtables they did, it's baffling how they managed to come up with decent panels for those in terms of diversity (on most of them anyway by the look of it) and then fucked up with this one.

Presumably in the film American actor Chris Evans will transform horribly into British radio/TV host Chris Evans

So that's Amy Adams likely to be 0/6 at the Oscars then. Boo, hiss etc.

Well, only two months or so to go until I can join in on any arguments about La La Land vs Moonlight!

Troubling? Seriously?

I haven't finalised a list, but my likely top 10, in no order at the moment:

This is like the darkest timeline version of what happened to Woody Boyd after Cheers ended

Plus the 'Mike Hat' bit

Every actor will be in their fair share of dreck, unless they have the misfortune to die young like John Cazale. Even Daniel Day Lewis has Nine!

'Shit. Just. Got. Real!' - Hunt for the Wilderpeople
(plus the Sarah Connor joke)

I'm getting that Ben Wyatt feeling again

Mentally, yes.

I tried with Emotion, I really did. I saw all the raves, and Run Away With Me was really good…and in the end I just felt like Ben Wyatt does when people are raving over Li'l Sebastian. And then I went and listened to Tegan and Sara instead.

Disagree about Aerial which I think is a great album, up there with her best. Though I guess these days it's a bit awkward having Rolf Harris on one song…