Director: CUT … the damn Emu shit during the love scene again.

Twins 2: The Legend of Mengele's Lab

Voldemort: Emma I just donated to He for She.

Can we punch him in this game?

Why masturbate when there is a pie right there?

::: Kenny Loggins shows up out of nowhere :::

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Stiff upper lip old chap, (he just finished a bowl of soup)

Yeah you know me.

Pro Tip: Never let the princess lead.

@DPRKNewsService

Harsh, but fair.

Thanks for the mention …. please clap.

It IS his fault! Look at him in those tight pants … Whats wrong with you?, we're big pants people!

::: Fallon lasts 3 seconds before breaking up :::

New York Times subscriptions now come with S̶p̶o̶t̶i̶f̶y̶ a laugh track.

She was trying to put her face on while driving.

> Colbert and Stewart
> Oliver and Colbert
> Meyers and Fallon

Bob Zmuda.

Thats 3 … it's now settled science.