Make SNL Great Again!

Then you will be stuck with the roadies, and they don't smell near as good.

I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address.

Might be easier to accidentally run into Shirley at the casino shows, she likes the slot machines unless she has reformed.

Which was weird because doesn't Viacom own both CBS and Comedy central? Unless it had something to do with the whole Redstone thing and they were determined to keep the intellectual properties separate in case of an asset split.

Never work with animals or children.

He got anustart.

::: rubs bacon grease on leg for science :::

Hey … you got politics in my snark!

She has also been laying off the urine consumption due to it's high salt content.

My leg is now boycotting your humping efforts.

Splitting hairs I guess, it was CNN account that tweeted out the no sympathy call BS not Tapper himself, and Spicer who made the public statement not Trump.

Jeebus Jake, learn to use google or hire an intern:

I may be the last viewer who keeps getting suckered into watching "Curse of Oak Island" every week. So. Many. Dry. Holes.

What is … the stinkeye?

Who knew Atlantis had a Playboy club.

Bill Nye is my second favorite fake science guy.

Even though he was not asked, John Travolta announced he will not be presenting awards any time in the near future just to be on the safe side.

I think Connie Selleca has been seen lurking about.

Great … now Lorne Micheals is gonna get a big head.