::: plans to return that little orange cocktail dress I just bought :::

I thought Orange is the New Black premiered on January 20th?

All Oliver could say is that he is a "terrifying individual"

I think I have found the key to reading these posts … just skip the first paragraph.

Just ballparking it sounds like about $150 million to me,

NEEERRRRRDDDDDSSSSS!

Well you have to have something to wash down those bon bons.

If it's true Ryan has been taking Soros bucks, then it is time for batboy to go.

Well they shuttered the Clinton Global Initiative in a hurry, Clinton Foundation all investigator eyes now on you. Chelsea may want to fire up the shredder.

He's not dead, he is just kerning for the fjords.

RuPaul ReDangerously

"Che-huwa-huwa"

What … that sounds like the correct way to say it to me.

Do not taunt h̶a̶p̶p̶y̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶ robot assassins.

Haha … that bit never gets old.

This comment is so dense, there are so many layers to it.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God, I probably got
The ghono ca-ca-ca-cas
Why does it hurt when I peeee

"Bill Clinton was our sink Emperor of America"

Stoned Alex Jones is the bestest … see Joe Rogan podcast #911

::: inhales ::: YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!