Yes, I'm a Dontpunchanyoneist.

Thanks for rectifying! I think we are making great progress here.

I also forgot Bolshevics. I was trying to be inclusive of all ists.

They tend to get upset if they are excluded from anything.

Also OK to punch in the face:

Not falling for that old trick again.

PETA needs to go back to pictures of nekkid celebs to get their point across.

something something pudding something something meat.

Better to be safe than sorry:

Pro Tip: The "h" in Nathalie is silent.

The Young Pope is bringing sexy back to the Vatican, where it belongs..

Finally someone rips off Shia Lebeouf. He had it coming.

Divide by 0 error

Good news for his 1,308 heirs.

Depends on if you are selling them or merely writing about them.

TFW your show won an award after you had already gone to the trouble to swipe a trophy backstage earlier.

President Bannon and Vice President Bannon. First time in history both jobs went to guys with the same last name.

Bruce himself is a proud refugee from joisy.

Your move Sean Penn.

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