Jodie Foster approves of this hashtag.

Still counts!

I read this in Don Draper voice, and it was good.

He's too sexy for his hat, too sexy for his hat, what do you think about that?

Northern Wisconsin. Caribou Coffee is more prevalent in Wis but I would still have to drive over an hour to hit one of those.

We are currently closed for repairs … moose out front should have told you.

Hey I am already boycotting Starbucks since there are none around here.

Really popular among the hiveminded.

(urkel voice) Ohhh did I dooo that?

The Willard Hotel is a bad choice of venues. It was recently shutdown by health inspectors due to a rat infestation.

Thats a real coffee table sweeper.

So Archie is a vampire now? YA sure loves them some vampires.

::: hides hand drawn hentai :::

It can be moo things.

Actually, we were adopted.

Well that escalated quickly.

::: autistic mooing :::

You dropped the ball on this one Hallmark.

Blur - Song 2. No chance of immediately going back to sleep after that one.

Don't pack your bag just yet Kelsey, Jay Leno just found out he wouldn't be hosting.