Captain Ned is standing by, ready to welcome you aboard the Raging Queen.

Seattle …. gritty … grungy

Really wish I had known Sally Field's political stance before I voted.

This is why tigers eat their young.

Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson

Now that you mention it, didn't Bubbles promise to release some unheard Beatles tracks if Trump won the election?

Don't be coy … you know who.

Weaponized autism > weapons-grade cuteness.

If the stain on the dress tests as spit, then you must acquit.

And it's spectacular!

2nd Place 2020 slogan: "Fauxcahontas speak with forked tongue"

::: looks down the abandoned well next to the set :::

Funny how you never see Col Flanders and Bob Zmuda photographed together …. hmmmmmm

Oh God … I hope it's not …

I really hate deadlines.

Why would he? He's Dick freakin Wolf man.

Twitter!

One night only … the perfect length of any stay in Chicago.

He's really popular these days, really drives the eyeballs and clicks to your site if you mention him enough.

He volunteered at the local Arthur Murray school too, even though that wasn't really a thing most people did.