My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

"kek" is something you do when you hear the phrase "GamerGate terrorism campaign".

Hahaha … thats the best fake name you could come up with?

Harsh … but fair.

2017 will also see the much anticipated "Fifty Shades Whiter - The Micheal Jackson Story" finally hit theaters.

"daytime news discussion program" - The View only with hot chicks.

I'd invite her to sing under the one condition that X Factor is cancelled.

John Oliver got DESTROYED!

psssssst …

His defense of western culture isn't really all that inflammatory. His attacks on SJW's and snowflakes is what gets peoples dander up. Press wants to lump him in as Alt-Right even though they don't want him, consider him a weak e-celeb.

Or not getting sued for defamation.

Name change, born Milo Andreas Wagner.

He toured American campuses speaking his mind which is a clear violation of the Geneva Convention.

Simon and Schuster dropped Zoe Quinn, then picked up Milo.

Milo himself is jewish so maybe that is how he got his foot in the door.

Well maybe you didn't.

Streisand Effect? Whats that?

And there was much rejoicing …

Seriously, fuck you 2017.

THE CORGI'S ARE WIRED!