Now that classic Futurama reviews are over, I'll never have another moment of happiness.

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You seem a tad wound up, Milkproof Robot. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You been up all night?

Silverwheel's gonna get himself one of them $300 avatars. This one's lost it's pizzazz.

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I have sweaty boot rash!

Classic Futurama reviews. Noun. Um, I don't know, you just read it, dummy. What are you asking me for? Hey, here's a fun definition: Idiot. Noun. You! This has been silverwheel, your guide to the world of facts.

There they go, and Barbados Slim takes an early lead. God, I hope he wins.

They totally missed their chance to have Calculon go full Paul Rudd and introduce the clip from his movie, only to instead show the Futurama version of that famous clip from Mac and Me.

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Ever been beaten up by a guy dressed like a chick?

I can't read this Futurama review cause it's creepy and wrong and sick. However, I will read it out of curiosity.

Barry Lyndon at #27! BBC, I love you.

Many times I have considered buying a Mexican futbol jersey with Bariaga as the name (that one cracks me up the most). Now I just need four others to complete the joke. Who's with me?

Look, Captain: Melllvar will help us. *points at door*

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We live to suck another day

Afterward, we can sing "Summer is Acumen In" around the fire. :)

Here are two free passes!

And to show my appreciation, here are two free passes to the funeral.

With my last breath, I curse @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus!

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The worst scum-hole in the galaxy

It was worse than that - he had a lot of trouble playing his guitar, and frequently lost his place (which was why "You Are My Sunshine" dragged on for almost 15 minutes). It also should be noted that his band did nothing to help him out that night.