I'm glad he wasn't poisoned - however, I still hate his business managers for continuing to trot him out for shows when he was clearly suffering from dementia. His infamous concert a few years ago at the Peabody Opera House in St. Louis was sad, simply because he was clearly not in good enough health to be performing.

I heard a sound
I turned around;
turned around to find the thing
that made the sound

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Attention happening commenters: Who's got what it takes to party with silverwheel? *cheers* You fellas enjoy yourselves for the next two hours. And be sure not to leave the island, uh, for at least two hours. I'm going out to pick up some smokes…uh, really good smokes. Two hours.

Do you like to party? To boogie down? Well I'm throwing an all-night beach raver for my A.V. Club commenting pals. It all goes down Saturday on the isolated Galapagos Islands where there will be no escape…from the fun! ALL COMMENTERS MUST ATTEND!

No.

90 commenters and they all got downvoted. I just wish we could get this idiotking I keep hearing about. They say he's the greatest.

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When something needs rubbing

BOOOOO!!!

Incidentally, today's Futurama review is brought to you by…*fireworks exploding* "Shankman's Rubbing Compound." When something needs rubbing, think "Shankman!"

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*giggles* So @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus, what's it like being a lawyer for the Mayor's office, and also the world's strongest millionaire?

Look, I'm not saying @avclub-78d66e7514954eb0c2a6a7067a792d66:disqus' not great, but have you ever considered that maybe he's, you know, not that great?

Oh, very well. This is a Joey-heavy episode anyway.

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You know, romance is an important part of our work too. Uh, right everyone?

"Who's the perp?"

Illinois' band is pretty damn awesome: Curtis Mayfield, Patti Smith, Miles Davis, Jeff Tweedy, Herbie Hancock, Donny Hathaway, Verdine White, and Jack DeJohnette.

Holland Wagenbach is a very happy detective right now.