Maybe they could make snow angels to pass the time and relieve the tension.

I never realized until now how much furry fetishists must enjoy this show.

But 'Stranglehold' is a feminist anthem!

Thanks. I promise to clean up my act and not be a recidivist.

I couldn't tell a Nickelback from a quarterback or a dime bag. I just liked Brian Posehn's joke.

"No one talks about the studies that show that bad music makes people
violent, but listening to Nickelback makes me want to kill… Nickelback" - Brian Posehn

How does it have a "Community Grade" if it doesn't get released for another two days? You're not passing those screeners around, are you?

Anybody who aces this week's deadpool is going to get some serious sideways glances thrown their way.

Betting strategy:
1. Download illegally-leaked copy of episode.
2. Watch. Take notes.
3. Place your bets.
4. Act all surprised and humble when you win.
5. Feel shame for illegally downloading and cheating at imaginary casino.

Is Rolan Bolan also suing Jack White for unauthorized use of Daddy Bolan's hairstyle?

"We're a band. Kind of like Third-Eye Blind."

When are they going to get to the crack factory???

So, from the cold open, I guess they're saying Alzheimer's is caused by losing your soul?

Littlefinger won't die because he HAS a penis, but because he IS a dick.

I couldn't help but notice that the surviving Sand Snake was the one who bared her (magnificent) breasts last season.

Not having any idea that there ever was a "Grease 2", I thought this was about a recent remake. So when I saw that picture of Michelle Pfieffer, I thought HOLY CRAP! What kind of deal do you have to make with the devil to maintain your youth like that??

I'm right there with you on this one. We're Thai (in Northern Thailand) and my first two kids (now grown) would eat all the bugs, swamp weeds, and hot peppers that make up our national cuisine. But our new 3 year-old? If it wasn't for breaded chicken and french fries smothered in Ketchup, he'd starve himself to death.…

Gordon Ramsay's got nothing on Danni when it comes to being a nasty food critic-

4 to 1 - Donny Trump Jr. takes a meeting with Ellaria Sand, hoping to get some incriminating dirt on Cersei, but ends up adopting Tyene Sand's tits.

So Hitler has some good in him and actually has some redeeming qualities?
It's official…Donnie Two-Scoops is worse than Hitler!