The only good thing Rob Zombie has ever done is play the role of Raz, and even then that wasn't Rob Zombie playing the role.

"chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiieeeee….."

Zorak… you're bringing me down man… =(

Wait until you read about the history of the rest of the United States. It will blow your fucking mind!

Hey Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!

Dr. Jimmy Brungus will make me laugh every time forever

100% of every Canadian band's success ever can be traced back to early appearances on either The Fishin Musician or The Farm Film Report with Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok

i'm chainsaw
and i'm dave
and we'll see you… at the movies

Yeah it's difficult to bring any new clarification or information to a story when you are just regurgitating a press release/story from another website.

holy shit I really want to read articles before I comment on them I really do, but this article was one of the most brutal unfunny slogs I have come across in quite a while. Anyone who was able to read this entire thing has my utmost respect and sympathy.

Fuck you I'm gonna kick your ass

Today's Thing That Makes You Feel Old:
Half of the 6 people that appear in that SNL skit are dead.

as remembered by Master Shake: You are the *jewish-est* actor since jew came to *Jewtown*!

Poster Tairy on why the surefire Spider-Man musical failed
By Caseen Gaines@caseengaines
Aug 15, 2016 12:00 AM

Obviously the only rational conclusion that can come from all of this is that Twitter is trash that should be eradicated for the good of humanity, and its creators should be packed into a rocket and fired into the sun.

This story is the equivalent of the scene in Dude Where's My Car where Tommy (Jerry O'Connell) is sitting around a table at the pizza parlor with his bros telling a story that ends with ".. and then I was all "Later Dudes!'"

There were no jedi because they never did the whole "touch your tongue to mine" thing to make it official.

Also will BeeBooBeep and Oobydoo Kanoobie be in it?

I am glad that instead of reducing a crazy talented and by-all-accounts hardworking woman to a bizarre metaphor about Australia, the av club can reduce a crazy talented and by-all-accounts hardworking woman to a bizarre metaphor about feminism.

Yet Seth Rogan explains Amy Schumer