Sweet let's go through every military job and determine who is a giant pussy and who isn't based on what job they got stuck doing.

Great rationalization Fagfish!

Even better was you could switch over to FX and watch Its Always Sunny and the League from 10-11. 3 hours of TV goodness.

Damon was cast for diversity in the Chinese financed Chinese directed Chinese starring Chinese movie. If you criticise him you are a bigot and a racist and anti diversity.

"People say stupid shit on the internet!" wow groundbreaking fresh story.

The plot will revolve around how the death of Valerie was actually a murder conspiracy not a car accident

"Pathological Narcissists Believe All Those Fucking Stupid Nobodies Should Listen to Them"

Please do a Top 20 AV Club List of the best AV Club lists since 2000.

I agree with this assessment.

Current AV Club editorial guideline (cribbed from Smuckers):

"Not quite a year later, Noah is drawing millennial viewers to The Daily Show and delivering night after night of sharp political thought and satire."

Guys help I think my computer got hacked!
It appears the AV Club is redirecting me to some sort of even more poorly written and researched version of Jezebel

Unlike The Highlander, Raffi's story was not a documentary filmed in real time. It was a story he was telling at the funeral visualized by the other character's perceptions of him. I would say Raffi the narrator was unreliable so take everything that he claimed happened with a grain of salt. The animated visuals were…