Soorry. How's this:

Why don't you tells us why the fuck we should care about this in the story?

Republicans control the House and Senate and will appoint at least 1 new Supreme Court judge.

I don't think the Secret Service is as into the nuances of semantics as you are, and that the AV Club would like to avoid having them come knocking at the door as much as possible.

JEEEM!

I am not claiming anything I am just saying what an organization said.

SPLC called him anti-semitic then had to admit they couldn't find anything anti-semitic he said.

The Stormtrooper Car- perfect for drunk drivers you will never hit anything

Damn dude do you even own a TV? Too fucking cool! I bet you just watch it at a friend's.

How did Sabrina Erdely writing about "Jackie getting raped" help get Trump elected?

"Freedom of Speech" can be interpreted as a fundamental American value not exclusively tied to the first amendment, more of an encouragement of discourse and allowed expression of opinions and beliefs even if they don't agree with yours (or worse).

*Beavis voice* Yeah yeah the chair! the chair! GIve em the chair!

but but but… Drumph *smugly smiles*

"HI-OOOOOO!"- Ed McMahon offscreen

He should just do it under his alias Thomas Jane

Are the Wonderpets writing AV Club headlines now?

Some days are better than others.

If you have lived here for 25 years and never ever had an Olympia, Henry Weinhard's, Blitz, or Rainier please leave, you are what has ruined the northwest.

Gimmie six Schlitzes… whatevers free

"People need to laugh this week " lol I have been laughing since election night