2012 was a hoax … a misdirection … the conspiracy is as Mulder and the Alex Jones type guy said. Alien tech used for world domination! Ooooh!

Aliens are not a hoax … the conspiracy is just different from what we and Mulder were led to believe in seasons 1-9. Or something. The CSM got blowed up, but remember … the bad guys have been using alien tech and could have cloned his bony ass or something. Complete with waxen skin and blow-hole. And I've always…

That was just awful. Trying too hard, self-reverential, silly; all the seams showed. Darin Morgan left it all on the field ten years go … remembering his great stuff then seeing this was just sad. That talk-fest scene with Mulder and Guy had me checking my watch. Anyway I guess I'm a mythology guy; I liked the…

It's Murca. 30,000 gun deaths a year, but MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS FROM ISIS ARE BRINGING EBOLA!

Car might have taken a stray bullet in the gas tank. I don't know why I felt the need to post that.

So you want your ten hours back? If it was that bad, you could have cut and run after 7, or 4, or 2.

Given what they did, I would have preferred it.

Ha — yes. "Cuz Mom kind of sucked!"

Thank you: Fake profundity. Absolutely. "O woe is mankind, now and forever!"

Abbies! Abbies! Not "Abies"! Not "Abie's Irish Rose"! Not Abie-ra-ham Lincoln! Okay. Good show brought down from great by the tacked-on hopeless ending. A twist for its own sake, or something. HATED it.

A completely unnecessary twist. "It was all a dream" would have been preferable.

Well THAT was a downer.

"Such as" a cantaloupe. That was funny. I thought the show was pretty good. I liked how he treated the punk kid. Kind is sad that Gaffigan show gets more respect. "Fat guy has too many kids and eats too much." Haw, haw!

She utterly icks me out. She took the hypno gig because 'sex surrogate' was filled. Ugh. Come on Abbies … (not "Abies, BTW) … she looks tender!

I just want that creepoid teacher eaten. Then Ben. I hate that kid. I'm kind of disappointed the story wasn't about an experiment of some kind. "Can humankind survive against mutants? Are we meant to strive and build, or live in false securit … yawwwnnn … zzzzz…." That plot was old when James T. Kirk was helming…

Josh is a huge d-bag. Huge. "You lied to meeee! Waahhh!" I wish Liza told him to pound sand sideways. But no. Weak before the young stud. Ugh.

They made 50,000 fat jokes about her; one more would have been almost an 'homage'. I think three regular urns would have been funny.

If Penny wasn't a dullard (oh I'm sorry; 'emotionally intelligent"), Leonard would be her 'safe school.' She knows he'll kiss her ass for the next 50 years and she's been with 100 guys or so by now; she's got her memories. So she rolls with it …

99 percent of even this show's audience has no idea what a Gygax is. Hence, laffs.

In my day … seasons were 39 eps sometimes.