What a narcissistic little shit I was having a best friend with the same first and last name.

My best friend, my dad, and me all have the same first and last name. True story.

Alan Watts the philosopher > Alan Watt the crazy conspiracy guy. Google has let me down a couple of times when looking for audio from the former.

Seems like she's turned a corner. She had them lasered off I believe.

Ha! I think we just created a new fish-eating-fish/walking fish meme.

I was reminiscing the other day and came across this. I had completely forgotten about Sinead being in this clip from the late 80's:

I was being droll. There is only one Scott Walker in my universe.

*small, personal smile*

…well.

Absolutely not the singer. Who the fuck is Scott Walker?

Pffft. The Fall is a band from Manchester.

Bad wig aside, you've got to hand it to Sinead O'Connor. She looks/sounds better than she has for many years.

Some hard hitting journalism right here. Does the AV Club have a copypasta department now?

When I think Pitchfork Music Festival, I picture lots of pale, 20-somethings standing in an open field, staring into their phones and complaining about not being able to hear the lead singer.

That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale

♫ Maybe all I need is a brand new arm ♫

Yes Amber, your dogs are much more important than the stability of our ecosystem.

The great thing about this reply is that it can be read as both a joke and a rhetorical statement.

Well there is no smoking in my bar so I'll have to ask you to leave.

Optimismal?
Optimisery?
I got nothing.