I missed the memo where Vice suddenly became relevant (wrong word maybe - featured or covered?) in the last 5 years or so. Their little free street press booklet was so lame in the early 2000s and widely derided as cynical and faux-provocative in it's content.

I'll only use it if I have to pay a premium for the service, have the inability to remove certain songs from my player, have to upgrade my entire listening experience every 6 months (also at a premium), and have the opportunity to speak to someone in person at my local Apple store in a group, instructional setting…

*puts down waffle fork*
You got somethin' you want to convey about comic books there smarty pants?
*adjusts trucker hat*

*refers to Gray's Anatomy*
…but how do……oh my.

Feltching is even more difficult. Hard to get those stains out of tweed.

At Sea Org for reprogramming.

Michael J. Fox as Robin.

You've failed to meet my extremely low standards Nerdist.

Is he going to live in Boston and work construction?

I'm sure MC Hammer felt the same way in his prime.

Your reasoning only holds sway if Kanye has a career that lasts 6 decades. Chances of that happening?

No. Not of all time.

I know that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon phrasing when I read it..

Yeah. He was the perfect gentleman.

Do-do-do-do-do—-do-do—do-do-do-do.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of hip—and hop—and Kanye West—
Of posers—and kings—
And why rap isn't music—
And whether I can sing."

Your kids are going to love it.

There is a little bit missing off the end "What the fuck are you feeding your kids?"

The Lumineers are the worst. THE WORST!

You are not crazy. I've talked to my wife about this as well. The other trend in modern music I blame Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros for is their awful song 'Home'. Lots of stadium sized reverb and people wailing in the background with sudden "HAAAAA" exclamations. Every other god-damn-song that's 'indie' in the…