My cousin was a handsome young lad and managed to bed half the girls at one of the McDonald's in Western Sydney. Not such a big deal until you learn that he regularly pulled after his shifts, on-site, and sometimes out back near the waste area for a quickie. My, my…I haven't thought about that for years. How…

The clones had NZ accents. I guess you're getting them confused with the Australian accent?

Yep. This is the reason I gave up on the app. I had questions with high approval rates and nothing ever happened beyond them sitting in my queue.

Walter White - c'mon! That was a slam dunk.

Side tangent…Sir Douglas Quintet. Not exactly Southern Rock, but they were fusing Tex-Mex and Cajun styles with rock in the late 60s as well.

"Not you too Olly…!?"
"I'm afraid so Mr. Snow…"
*stab* *stab*

Yes. I hope that story arc progresses soon.

They CGI'd my junk to make it bigger.

The gravitas of the walk of shame was somewhat undercut by strains of Pharrell Williams' 'Happy' bleeding through my neighbors' wall.

And are the meals to your satisfaction?

Also helps with the taste…or so I've been told…

Ideas for future actors in the Mad Max franchise? Guy Pearce would be a fantastic villain.

Yeah, it was hilarious. I saw it on TV the first time around. 25 years later and perhaps it's time for something new.

Standing up for my wife at the local while dickheads make comments about the country she was born in? I'd say that has fuck all to do with being PC and more to do with just being a decent human being.

I doubt an AV Club regular has a watch worth stealing.

You're that guy wearing the Aussie flag as a cape and no shirt every January 26th right? Thought so. Fuck you too sunshine.

and still seem like a gripping action yarn

Which I have a great deal of empathy for. I have a Marine Biologist friend from Kentucky and he has to put up with negative southern stereotypes all the time. It's not that I don't think Australian's shouldn't be made fun of, just perhaps in a more clever way than recycling an old Simpsons reference continually.

Here's the thing, I am Australian married to an American that lives in California. When we lived back in Sydney, I gave locals who used American stereotypes just as much grief.

That's Jacko champ. Still…funny, funny, stuff….