Man, you really dropped the ball AV Club. not once did you mention the scenes in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 . Really? Like it wasn't totally a cinematically brilliant moment when he ran into that glass door, or wiped out on his Segway? You're slipping AV Club, You're slippin'..,

I wish I had made that up. But no, that's actually the character's name.

I loved Legit . I'm glad it got to have an ending instead of getting the hook after one season.

So, we'll never get that episode guest starring Rahm Emanuel where he makes funny wisecracks about why it took him so long to release the video?

I've never heard it called that before.

I actually got to give it up to folks at the L.A. County Corrections Department. That's about seven hours and fifty-five minutes more of Steve-O I could take.

" What's the deal with Flubbo Gunto not wanting me on MST3K? "

Oh noes! Felicity is dead! Quick! To the Lazaurus Pit!

A character in F. Paul Wilson's " Repairman Jack " novels was always saying that if everyone was armed, people would be hesitant to start stupid shit with other people for fear of being shot. He called it a " Polite Society ".

* resists overwhelming urge to photoshop raging hard-on into Tomlin's closed fist *

Pope Frank's really loosening us up.

I was never a fan, but she's looking pretty good in that picture.

Looking at the above photo, I wouldn't mind being the man-meat in a Tomlin / Fonda sammich…

I don't know if that's a fair statement. Now if you had said Calista Flockhart is one of the world's worst actresses….

Hey, you're pretty good at that.

I only read Urban Renewal , and it was like a series of short stories that he jammed together and called it a novel. Also read the graphic novel Predator: Race War featuring the " Cross " character. Didn't much care for it.

I liked them but didn't love them. I liked That's How I Roll , The Weight, Aftershock, and Two Trains Running very much. I thought less and less of each novel of the Aftershock series, and there are still a couple I haven't read. The thing I like about Vachhs is that he gives zero fucks if you like his stuff or…

Then in later books he'll sometimes reach down to pet her, or give her what's left of what he's eating, momentarily forgetting she's not there, bringing all the hurt back again. I love Vachhs work, but man it can put me through a wringer….

I missed that. I'm usually dicking around on my iPad while I watch tv.

I think it's depressing because it's necessary at all. Over 350 mass shootings this year and nobody's doing a fucking thing to stop it.