I thought I was completely desensitized to movie violence, but I genuinely flinched at parts in this movie.

Watched Mad Max: Fury Road last night after Venture Brothers . I thought I'd fall asleep, but Jesus that was an insane movie. I don't think I've been so intently focused on watching a movie in a long time.

I heard that the two panda bears pictured above try to force Leonardo DeCaprio into a three-way in the movie.

Cuba Gooding Jr. as O.J.? Please! Couldn't they get Joseph Fienes?

Wow. I can be a pretty ignorant jerkoff.
Ive's missed a huge body of his work due to being a weird hermit in the last ten years. Sorry to
pretty ignorant sometimes…

* risks Alien Jesus's wrath *

So, what? Was it like The Transformers bad? Your dislike of this movie is kind of a swaying factor…

Seriously? A Gran Turismo movie?

Better yet, sit behind me, never stop talking, and repeatedly kick the back of my seat.

Yeah, I think I'll catch it Tuesday after work at my local theater that has all-day discounted ticket prices. I mean if i hate it, I can always just walk out and I'm just eating $5.50, right?….Aw, who am I kidding? I'm such a tight-fisted miser to the point that I doubt I'd walk out on a movie I paid for if I was on…

Right? I was supposed to see it a couple of weeks ago, but it seems to be getting a lot of negative reviews from a lot of commenters whose opinion on film I usually find to be pretty accurate are giving the thumbs down. Might just wait for video…

It's all about ethics in wizardry…

* Hands Queef Latina four figure emergency room bill, wiping tears from eye's , screams *
" This is you're fault!!!! "

* drops to one knee, averts tear-soaked gaze from HulkHoganBrother *
Life can take you down some strange highways, Hulkster. Yeah, you probably won't end up on an island with a dead, flatulent, boner sporting Iron Sheik, but can you give me a guarantee that you won't?!? I die a little bit inside every day at the mere…

I'm curious, but feel free not to answer, because I intend no disrespect. ( you're a god to me, Hulkster ) if put in the situation, would you ride The Iron Sheik's bloated, boner-riddled, farting corpse from a desert island? Not for your own survival, but for the sake of all your little Hulkamaniacs???

That kid who plays " Opie " on that Andy Griffin show….

Anyone who argues about how Reagan was the best president we ever had is in my eye unretrievably stupid. I'm still of the school of thought that Dennis Miller smelled the FOX money, and is playing a role for it. DiPaulo is just a straight up idiot meat-head. While I do think some of what he says is funny, I wouldn't…

Wow. Most people I know don't go out of their way to broadcast what a piece of human garbage they are.

I've heard clips of him on XM's comedy channel that were funny, but hearing him being interviewed on a podcast, he comes across a a low information, Reagan republitard who I have zero respect for.

I actually think DiPaolo's a funny stand-up, but Christ, he is a huge, gaping assh*le on social issues.