" Tribble headed doofus " made me bark out a laugh…

" MOM!!! Dad keeps hogging my light saber! "

Boom Beach, Clash of Clans, and Star Wars Commander.

Didn't Coulson kill him with his robot hand last night? I assumed he pushed his breastbone into his heart. I hope they come back from mid-season break with a new rakishly handsome bad guy.

I recently read Andrew Vachhs' novel Dead and Gone , the twelfth in a series of eighteen novels. The main character had an Italiian Mastiff who had raised from a puppy he named " Pansy ". In this novel he gets contracted to be a middleman for a hostage exchange, but it's a setup for someone who wants him killed. The…

I got baked at a friends house once and fell asleep sitting on his couch and when I woke up his Rottweiler had eaten off huge chunks of my work boots while they were still on my feet.

I've been defacating into the same Tupperware container for the past two weeks so I can have a nice gift to send to my little brother as a true token of how I feel about him.

I started going back a couple of weeks ago and am damn near despondent on how piss-poor my workouts have been. Thinking about hiring someone to hold a gun to my head as I work out so I'll pick up the pace…

One of my dad's girlfriends was a huge pothead and whenever she would smoke a joint her cat would run over to her and meow ceaselessly until she would blow a hit in his face. He would then run over and jump on the table that held her tropical fish aquarium and just turn into a complete statue, staring at the fish.

Coolest. Gift. Ever.

Really been digging Agents of SHIELD, The Flash, and Arrow this season, but Jesus tap-dancing Christ, can we tone down the melodrama a bit? I mean, I'm glad sad orchestra musicians are getting extra work, but can't we make these shows a little bit more fun?

One of the funniest things ever to me was when I was in junior high I went over to a friends house for dinner. His mom had laid out three dozen Weaver frozen chicken croquettes on the kitchen table to defrost, and took us all out to the local supermarket to get bread and a few other things to make it a full meal. They…

Into today's America? I think you need to recheck your facts there, buddy.

C'mon people, Google is not made of money! In this economy, sometimes you just gotta play it a little fast and loose with rules just to get by! Cut 'em some slack, ya bunch of hard-asses…

Yeah, I sat through the first one and was pretty much just bored by it.

The only time I ever thought Steve Zahn was any good was in Out of Sight . His part was small and he played the part of a weaselly lowlife very well. Past that, I'll usually pass on anything he's in.

* shoots Sludgevohaul with boxing glove arrow *

I have rarely had problems with my service, but my dad constantly has problems with both his billing ( over charged every other month ) or accessing his WNBA sports app. He seems incapable of dealing with their customer service, so I have to. It's a bit of a pain because of the hold time, and last time the man…

I feel like I should watch Treme , but a cousin of mine said he tried it and couldn't get into it and I shouldn't bother. He and I share the same tastes, so I didn't. Now that I know Goodman offs himself, I'll stand by that decision.

You're clearly in the pocket of the big " barge pulling ox " lobby.