I watch all the Airplane , Naked Gun movies and all the episodes of Police Squad at least once a year. They will never not be funny to me, even if the third Naked Gun was a little weak. Bear in mind that I am a pretty simple bastard…

Best Farrelly brothers movie ever.

We live in dark times…

Hey! Where ya been buddy? I don't see ya postin' much round here anymore. Did you get blocked at work?

If by " communion wine " you mean " strangely underpriced vodka " than yes, yes I have.

David Simon has a new show coming out called The Deuce ? When does it drop?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Seeing as you have to buy all new tires for your SUV, maybe you shouldn't be buying a PlayStation 4 Battlefront combo. How about this: I give you forty dollars in quarters Tuesday, and give you the difference on Wednesday. I'm good for it, seriously. I wouldn't just change my name and flee to another pop culture…

Just google " Jabba the Hutt slashfic ". Everything will be explained.

Even though it sank beneath the waters years ago, I still refer to myself as " King of Atlantis ".

There was another girl in my late teens who I really liked, but she wore a jacket with a Confederarte flag sewn on both sleeves and bumper stickers on her car. She claimed she wasn't a racist, but I don't think she meant it.

" WHOA!!! Take it easy, ladies! There's plenty of Bishop to go around! Line up in threes, you can come in three at a time to see my sexy new Marvel bedding set. "

I'll get around to it eventually, I've got a ton of other books to get through before I add another to the list.

I never put any thing on my account, and I used my full Christian name, which I was never called when I was school. I was amazed at the few people who did, and was amazed they would give a fly speck of shit about wanting to be in contact with them. On top of that, I am a very boring person, and even I'm not that…

I'd listen to him read the phone book.

I read a summary, and it sounds good. I just get a little tired of him going to the " drug addict / alcoholic " well for his characters.

It started to drag for about halfway through, put it picked up at the end. He really could have shaved a hundred or so pages off. I stopped read Doctor Sleep about a hundred pages in. Just couldn't get into it.

And in their pants.

While I loved season two, I'm not sure I like the whole " Earth getting folded into the Galactic Federation " thing. I'm not sure how that's going to play in season three.

My goal is to die alone in a miserable, booze soaked stupor.

Another thing I find disturbing about porn: Is it a Union rule that every scene has to end with a facial? I've never had a woman ask for that, and never thought about doing it. Not sure I get that trend…