What's going on?!? I just got here!

You should be flattered he took the time to post his dazzling insights here, depriving the folks at Brietbart and mediaite of his genius.

Uhg. Really screwed that one up.

Edited because in my semi drunken state I got my directors mixed up.Props to souse chef for pointing out my stupidity.

Damn it!

I don't blame the controls on any of those kind of games. I blame my apparently non-existence of any kind of timing skills.

Shovel Knight looks like one of those games that require precision jumping. I have always fucking hated those kinds of games as they usually cost me the price of a new controller after I would hurl them against a wall.

Yeah, I don't get the misogynist tag. I think he more points out that both sexes really do some shitty things to each other. As someone has seen women fucking whip the shit out of their man, I understand both sides of the issue. I read a book called Abused Men: The Hiden Side of Domestic Violence by Phillip W. Cook.…

* snorts * Right, like I could get my cousin to go out with me…

When I was a kid in the eighties, there were a lot of cartoons that were basically a half hour toy commercial. I remember one called BraveStar . It was set on another planet that had an old west look to it and featured an Native American Marshall and his deputy, who was a horse who could walk on two legs, but then…

I really get tired of being called sexist because I can't stand Hilary. Her calling herself a progressive during the last debate made me throw up in my mouth a little. Her handling of Libya and Haiti was awful and she's in Wall Street's pocket and has no problem with fracking. I have the luxury of not living in a…

What the Hell, Roger? Can't you read?

Let the two minute hate begin….

MERRY CHRISTMAS BONERTIME!!!!

* grabs Eat Up Martha's lunch bag, dumps contents on ground *

I follow politics instead of sports because politics actually affect my life, where as a bunch of overpaid men playing games does not.

You read a biography of HW in the third grade? I assume you never ate a school lunch because said lunch money was stolen after your daily beating.

You don't know what Syria is? It's an ap on a smartphone that will answer any question you ask it. God ur dumb!

I haven't watched the news yet today, so I'm not caught up yet. Hadn't heard of the new one yet.

To be fair, Bush is responsible for way more deaths than Gacy.