But are his numbers going down? The outright absurdity of some of his recent statements about the pyramids and Noah's Ark haven't seem to have hurt him like they should.

He really shot himself in the foot when he expanded Medicare. He used to get invited to all the big donor events, but after he went along with Obamacare saying " When I meet my maker, I'm going to have to answer for how I treated the poor. " , he pretty much became a red headed stepchild to the big donors. I still…

Jeb😭🔫

As much as I hate Trump, I can't help but love how he's turned Jeb into a sniveling little bitch. I'm almost ashamed of the joy his collapse is bringing me. Almost…

Jeb Bush's campaign has devolved to the point to where it looks like high school Bishop's campaign to find a date to junior prom. He knows it's not going to happen, but damnit, he's not going to give up!

Better idea: Misquoted Woody Allen References

Man, The Gospel of Alien Jesus is a real bummer.

I always used to look down on people who claimed to have OCD. But a cousin of mine confessed to me that he had horrible OCD, to the point where he couldn't leave a room without flicking the light switches on and off and odd number of times really made me feel like a judgemental dick. He told me " I know what I'm doing…

I just watched this on On Demand , and Goddamn, it was a good episode. I thought Gretchen was gonna steal that baby in the hipstrer store, and was relieved when she came back and handed off the baby to the nanny. But the in the next scene She stole Sandwiches!!! Her walking home with Jimmy in the final sequence,…

Oh, yeah! After the influx of republitards who showed up for the Trump / SNL article, maybe a Newswire with FOX News on it some will come back! Hooray!

Hmmm….who could have caused idiotking to make that comment? Who could it be…. I don't know….maybe SATAN ?!?!?

Quit laughing at me!

" Narcoleptic Looney " is probably the most accurate depiction I've heard for Carson to date. Well played, sir, well played…

Thank you Mrs. Mathison, for emotionally destroying an eight year old Bishop who saw E.T. in the theater and cried at the scene where ET died and watching my father looking at me with disgust sneering " Christ, what a pansy… "

While overly dramatic music plays in the background.

Jesus fucking Christ, buddy. Take a couple a days off already.

He can fix it so thousands of people get thrown off the voter rolls and his mongoloid little brother can steal an election.

If we're fucking shit though, I would say fuck how complete strangers seem to perceive me. Two times over the weekend I stopped at my local library to drop books off at the library's after hours book drop. As I was walking toward it a kid was walking away, setting down a couple of bags of food for the library's food…

What? I like this shirt!
* lifts shirt to nose, sniffs *
Okay, maybe it wouldn't hurt to wash it…

Ben Carson's monotonous speech pattern really makes me think he is a dangerous psychopath who only became a surgeon so he could cut people.