I just don't seem to have any appetite during the day, and when I get home I have a few drinks and then getting up and cooking sounds like too much hassle. I might munch on some crackers or something, but otherwise I just don't bother.

* Reince Priebus sends a tear stained letter to idiotking asking him to stop being so mean to Republican candidates *

When I found that out I always picture Dennis Quaid yelling at King like he yelled at Meryl Streep in Postcards From the Edge :

Please remember to deliver Lupin a swift kick in the crigs for me, and scream " That's for The Bishop's Mum! " after you do it.

That makes more sense. Running over a press secretary in DC is still a misdemeanor isn't it?

I used to work in a fancy supermarket in Greenville DE. The owner was standing by the time clock talking to some guy and I pushed my way past him muttering " excuse me " because I was late and slightly hung over. The owner came up to me later and asked " Do you know who you bumped into at the timeclock? " I said no, I…

The McDonalds executive? You should have tried harder.

I've lost twelve pounds in the last three weeks. I wasn't trying to, but I've just been getting home at night, drinking, and passing out before I get around to eating. I should probably do something about that…

I know, but for the first time in my life I'm finally living in a place where I am on good terms with all my neighbors. She's a nice woman from a large, fairly prominent family ( a street in the neighborhood has their last name ) and she didn't mean any harm. I've actually chipped teeth grinding them when I have to…

You actually watched a Pauly Shore movie?

It really bothers me that people always seem to be so shocked that I have never married. I was talking to one of my neighbors and she asked me if I had ever been married and I told her I hadn't. She gave a puzzled look and asked why. I just shrugged and said " I just never met the right person. " I said that to be…

True. I guess I liked it because years of retail work have made me hate the holidays, so I loved Thorton's character.

A better idea would be a show where CBS viewers are brought back from the dead. They would then roam the land looking for a TV they can watch BlueBloods on.

Why is there a picture of my grandma between Daniel Radcliffe and Keanu Reeves? Oh, that's just Anne Hatha….

….no…no I wouldn't….

I can understand anyone not liking Bad Santa , but what other Christmas movie was like it? Seriously, if you know of one please tell me. I'd love to see it.

I was very angry at the gay community when I was young. If they ever brought back the draft and my number got called I would have totally said I was gay to get out of service. I would actually let a dozen guys have a bukake party on me in front of the draft board to prove it. Chris Rock said it best: " Go ahead and…

Eh. I didn't hate Mean Girls , but it wasn't a realy original premise. It was like an after-school special with some decent jokes.

Wow. What a bunch of great stories! Hey gay people! Aren't you glad you can get married now? You are now free to enjoy cold, joyless, sexless marriages just like us straight people! Huzzah!!!

You know nothing, Wauwy.