While I really enjoyed the show and found most of the characters very compelling and well acted, my complete lack of sympathy for Piper, Alex and Larry has me a little concerned about season two. Don't get me wrong, I  enjoyed how their drama played out, but now that all of the cards are on the table I'm not sure if…

I hadn't watched an episode since season two, and am somehow not surprised that it doesn't matter much.  So, Tara died or something? And Bill turned into the Vampire Boss Hog for awhile and Eric had amnesia and Sam was still boring? Also, fairies are a thing and everyone is a fairy? Jason and Lafayette are still…

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus Practice makes perfect. I've taught my phone "fuckstick" and "cocksmuggler."

Don't forget to factor in yaw.

And even still, they have about 5-10 more years of bilking the type of successful-but-borderline-financially-illiterate dinosaurs that are roaming around my office at present.

Distressingly, it was closer to $200m.

Can we call this "pulling a Zack Snyder" please?

And despite disqusing, I still can neither italicize nor bold.

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus What @disqus_oaLJ5MNIyo:disqus said. Sign up as you would for a new account with the same username and email, then you will have the merge option.

Does anyone know how to transfer a username to The Dissolve? This is the only place I've ever registered, and that was pre-Disqus.

@K.Thrace I'm just now realizing that's not a particularly healthy way to live one's life.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus @Scrawler2:disqus My last year in Stillwater, we came up with the brilliant idea of renting a five-bedroom McMansion.  $1300 split five ways (before bills) and I had a full bath to myself.
Combined with the ubiquitous M-TH drown nights, its a wonder I made it out of that…

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Poorly. We're paying for an extremely mild summer with a stretch of "drive to the gym to use the treadmill" weather. And you are right about the museums. Philbrook has a great brunch now, and boozy strolls through some surprisingly decent exhibits are a great way to beat…

I mean, you say that. Here it's hovering around 100 degrees from noon-7, and spicy meat sweats are the worst.

Don't be afraid. Come into the light. Join us. http://www.theartofshaving….

Oh man, really @avclub-21cb1137b6aab4de4328a8c698770071:disqus? If only I had been merely referencing an article satirizing the way American women often over-romanticize foreign cultures and casual sex with foreign men rather than any specific geography! Boy is there egg on my face!

Well all you smug buttholes should come to Tulsa and stay in my THREE STORY CONDO and see one of our TWO LEGITIMATE MUSEUMS in the 10 SQUARE MILES OF THIS TOWN THAT DON'T MAKE YOU WANT TO DO A GAINER OFF OF THE GODDAMN ROOF

There is Froot Loop vodka. It tastes exactly like Froot Loops. I am ashamed to know both of those facts.

I decided to stop drinking until I finish the last assignment of my final three hours of grad school. I only just realized that I haven't gone that long without a drink since middle school.

My  chili recipe also fluctuates based on what's on hand/my mood/my BAC.