PFT, Lapkus, Chelsea Peretti, and Paul Rust's giggles/guffaws/laughs ALWAYS make me grin at the minimum.

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This week's Flophouse revealed in stunning fashion that I am not the only person who remembers the episode of Home Improvement wherein Tim Allen tried to rig a trivia contest between himself and Bob Vila by planting a question about and ancient tool (the adze), despite seeing the episode once when I was probably 10 or…

Always.

Currently the Department of Goofin' Around, Cuddles, and The Nasty.

Or conversely, a desperate HR department.

I want to say this is the wrong readership for this cruise, then I think maybe Rabin will win so he can do some completely necessary research for his next completely necessary book.

Not to mention, this:

I'm in Oklahoma, so you can imagine how awful late night transportation options are. The cabs are basically mini-extortion rackets that don't have to pass legitimate emissions or safety tests (hooray red states) and unreliable to boot. Drunk driving is borderline socially acceptable. That being said, Uber's…

Tangent re: use of the word "curated." A guy I know is part of a group that takes turns playing records at various accommodating restaurants/hipster joints around town. So we run into each other last weekend, and after exchanging pleasantries he says "Hey man come on down to [wherever] tomorrow, I'm curating the…

"Huuunh anybody got a band-aid?" - Stuart Wellington

Invented twerking? My good sir, mayhaps you have heard that YING YANG IN THIS THANG?

Scott's off-mic horror/delight and his defeated "Oh goddammit" after the Wolfman line pretty much made my workday livable.

I'm kinda surprised the interviewer didn't flat out ask "So has desperately clinging to Miley's coattails paid off yet?"

Relevant! http://www.theatlantic.com/…

Indeed.

This comment will be a touchstone in my January 2015 blog post about how @husserl 's like ratio made me feel inadequate despite a lingering sense that my comments are better than hers while refusing to acknowledging their insanely narrow appeal. It will include a list of said comments just in case anyone wants to…

The Terror was really good, but Wayne desperately clawing at relevance isn't making anyone look good.

You realize Sims is white as hell and Sonia doesn't actually hate white people correct?

Yes, what exactly in the actual fuck is happening here. Who are these incredibly aggrieved white people?