Until now I knew nothing about the show or the book aside from the fact she was in it. Prison guard seems odd, but hopefully they let either be comedic relief or a terrifying, corrupt , drug-dealing CO (so, also hilarious)

For whatever reason, your editing of curses has always made me assume you came from an orthodox Jewish family. Not sure what that says about me.

Also guilty.

Basically this happened: http://www.theonion.com/art…

You're a brave woman. I think by chaff you meant "stuff of nightmares."

I'm assuming he wouldn't ask out the first 3 women he saw in a day? If he picked his spots appropriately it's possible that  he could end up drinking an inconvenient amount of coffee, especially for a guy trying to charm strange women. (I'M TALKING ABOUT GOING TO THE BATHROOM)

Look at that motherfucking recipe. In addition to goddamn butter and bacon grease, it calls for chicken stock and 12 ounces of sure-brah-why-the-fuck-not-dude-we-like-to party "lager beer" stirred in at the end.

Regardless of who we all love, marry or just sleep with, no one should say "unfortch."

Really like this podcast, but sometimes the callers are so awkward and boring it makes me physically uncomfortable. Like when callers answer the phone and are obviously trying to imitate her cadence and being super familiar, I have to turn it off/leave the room/punt a cat.

I really think we should stop the use of "p'casts" before it starts.

While making Nestle chocolate chip cookies in my Siemens oven

The recent rash of cruise ship plumbing issues will look like babytown frolics compared to this.

*sighs wistfully*

I hate, hate, hate myself for getting this.

Late breaking news  @Dikachu:disqus the only other person I ever regularly encounter at work that is also under 30 was in my area today, and after we chatted about DOMA etc. I was gently chastised by one of these fucking dinosaurs because apparently being a human being is "unprofessional" around here.

I don't think it's that funny, but I'm dismayed that my circle of friend's love of Montell Jordan is not shared by the AVC. 
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

What @avclub-1df8797177fc3b52be6784aacca7358c:disqus said below.  And people are suggesting lawyers not because of any potential litigious conflict or anything, but because lawyers are almost always the people that administrate trusts and would have the most experience in getting the trust fully transferred to you.

You give me hope, sir.

I think you mean lowercase-g or  Big-G. It likely depends on whether or not the girls see he got the money.

Most doctors, good or not, are amazingly shitty writers in the redundant/overly technical sense.