I once walked into the wrong bathroom at a bar since instead of "men" and "women" they used black and white photographs of Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin. You don't even need to be super drunk to fuck that one up (I was).

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Some are so bold as to say "man" with no adjectives or qualifiers necessary.

Yea, I bummed myself out too.

I'm going to go ahead and wildly assume that the new Overarching Editorial Philosophy that was the catalyst for the Great Purge which begat The Dissolve, took note of your comment and was all like, "HEY SEAN SHE'S RIGHT WRITE THAT SHIT UP TMZ DID IT CLICKSCLICKSCLICKSCLICKS!."

THAT'S how you get out of writing a pilot for Fox.

That's basically my murder's row right there if you include Clarissa darling and Alex Mack.

But how else do you turn this http://tinyurl.com/3u2g5tu into a headline on a slow news day? HUH?

*Sigh* Yet another thread that will be privy to a cesspool of foul cracks.

This is so, so dumb and yet it makes me deeply happy.

@Scrawler2:disqus Speaking of Toms, is it weird that I saw this (after it got a little dusty in here, geeze) and quickly thought of an internet stranger? http://www.nydailynews.com/…

Zero fanciness this weekend. Garbage lite macrobrews, Gentleman Jack and Diet Coke (bubbles!), and Macallen 18 when the sun went down. Perfect for the first weekend of summer.

The Baratheon in a darker yellow would be mine immediately. The Mormont will be my default St. Patrick's day shirt from here on out.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus  Although if Stephen Ambrose had invented the entirety of WWII from scratch, that would be pretty fucking incredible.

Right? In addition to exhausting, the fact that his personality is completely encompassed by his sexual role/identity is pretty sad.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus In college I would occasionally "dress the part" to avoid harassment. FYI, the guy at the hardcore show wearing khaki shorts and boat shoes is the first one to get the flashlight when the cops inevitably get called.

That sounds like an awfully risky place to keep such an investment. No interior pockets up in Philly?

No kidding.

Surely you meant to say Alec Trevelyan?

@Dikachu:disqus Just about to finish mine up. First time I spoke to my adviser  she told me "If you get a C in any course, retake it."

"I can haz authority?" - Pericles