@Dikachu:disqus  True. Suppose I just needed to bounce it off of an internet stranger that wouldn't call me 'Dude'

Your username is awesome as is your wanton creation of your own feature, but your avatar is and always shall be transcendent.

Oh hey @Dikachu:disqus ,

They make borderline-uncomfortably spicy cinnamon toothpicks you should look into. I've had good luck with those.

I've pretty much scratched "anywhere with a bouncer" off of my list.

E.E. Cummings?

So do the people that end up going home with them.

FLAGGED

You horse's ass. Stuck in my head for at least the rest of the day.
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Where else does one get drunk at a Houston-Hobby layover?

"You must be a strong skater."

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus Much, much less incriminating.

The 'American' themed restaurant in Wee Britain was pretty great though. And Bob Loblaw's Law Blog. Also, Charlize Theron is purty.

I just scared about revenge gifts if I ever have kids. I've purchased quite a few toy cars with sirens, lil' drum sets etc.

@avclub-1e9033c2bd98b39139ed45ee8734fed3:disqus They have been supporting gay marriage only since polling data told them too/they realized they're going to lose the entire current generation of 18-30 voters.

French horn = Wolf

Embarrassingly, I was the original problem in that scenario. A girl I was seeing pulled that line on me, and my estimation of her immediately skyrocketed. We actually dated for awhile, and I asked her later what she would have done had I agreed. She laughingly admitted she was trying to think of the nearest adult…

Standard back-off statement that should work well without making you seem prude (which you aren't really but whatever): "Only if you let me in the back door first." If he can't at least respect the demand for reciprocation then  scratch him off your list.

Can't just up and renege on a contract. What Goes  Around Comes Around.