Reckon Thoros will buy it first, because then Beric be like 'oops, there goes plan B… and C… and D…' etc

He's getting on, and he needs a little help getting up, sometimes.

They're the westerosi version of the internet. All sort of information out there, and a whole bunch of crap too.

Stannis loves you.

Glad to hear I am not losing my mind, I wouldn't be able to deal with five more on the show, they're painful enough in the books!

Euron is a pleatherman.

THERE ARE 8 SAND SNAKES NOW? DID I MISS SOMETHING OR HAS SOMEBODY CONFUSED THE BOOKS WITH THE SHOW?

Excellent point, sir.

*NAUTICAL MIC DROP*

The Feys skimp and use only the finest pleather.

The three-eyed raven is good at seeing all that there is and was and will be etc, but not so good at tact.

Maybe it is just a Stark obsession, purely aesthetic. THESE BREASTPLATES HAVE NO LEATHER! WE'RE STARKS NOT TYRELLS! LEATHER ME! NOW!

He definitely wasn't talking about sulking or oral sex, he loves the shit out of sulking and oral sex!

Yeah Tyrion met him in Season One, early on, when he went to piss off the wall etc

Excellent moment.

Was watching this with a complete newbie, and I was realllly self conscious, hearing the dialogue coming out of the episode, in terms of it probably sounding quite bizarre and pretentious to somebody not used to the show's, let us say, dialogue foibles.

Dany being an asshole.

Oral sex bandit, commander of the king's tongue

That was so painful, Dany's titles, my GOD get over yourself!

That was the best. I miss Grenn.