If they live in Brooklyn, that means they won't have a kooky old Munster car.

Think of the whitewashing allegations!

Vancouver as Toronto as New York.

No, it's just the Pink Panther's girlfriend.

Just a dab of sex.
—Tom Servo, 901-The Projected Man

They're not removing those features. They never built those features.
And they don't want to build those features because that would involve work and effort.
And from comments I've seen over the last few years and days from the Kinja techs, effort and working are not things that they like doing.

And they work exactly the same way!

After the switch to Kinja, Teti will only be able to talk about one thing at a time, and his conversations with guests will be limited to one reply.

Some people look really good with giant, caterpillar-like eyebrows. Like Cara Delevingne.

I can't wait for this guy to release an apology video where it's just 5 minutes of him tugging at his collar and glasses and making Charles Nelson Reilly noises.

Heroin?
The man is clearly addicted to amyl nitrate. Just look at him, he literally screams "Poppers!"

It's a pile of kindling that's prone to giving out therapeutic massages.

Michael Einfeld looks like Sam Eagle's "outrageous" gay brother.

The liquor industry is in the pocket of Big Glass.

It's smooth!

As someone who doesn't drink, I find the trend of expensive celebrity/novelty liquor brands to be annoying and stupid.

They're attacking a Klingon language camp!
—Tom Servo, 622-Angels Revenge

My god! ISO 9001 Certification is a license to kill!
—Tom Servo, 821-Time Chasers

I would respond to your post, but I would be straying too far into a deep conversation and that's not the correct way to comment on the internet.

I can't wait until a few years from now when the morons at Univision force AV Club to switch to the newest version of Kinja. It will be a video-only format, so we no longer have any articles to read, only videos to watch. And we're forced to make a video of our own if we want to comment.