I know he's not wrong, it's just annoying that he's so insistent and repetitive.

Hey! According to my dipshit vegan friend on Facebook, it's entirely possible to be a vegan and still be totally shredded and buff! And he'll prove it by sharing a link to the same crappy article he's already shared 5 times before!

It's just an advertisement for Donald Trump's House of Wings.

Booze + Tetosterone = Frank Stallone

He looks like what would have happened if Morrissey had taken care of himself.

I never thought the end of the world would be so annoying.
—Joel Robinson, 205-Rocket Attack USA

Christ, what an asshole!

I've got big eyes, that means I'm cute!
—Crow T Robot, 804-The Deadly Mantis

Boy, that's a shitty-looking cgi creature.

Those come built-in.
Everything you see is covered in a fine Doritos powder.
So you can lick all the furniture, like in that one John Waters movie!

Good!

"The She-Creature"

Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit, Michigan.
At fifteen, she was spotted by an Ebony Fashion Fair talent scout, and her modeling career took off…

I've already got one huge boob sitting next to me. His name is Jonah.

Netflix update on MST3K:

It's too bad he didn't ride the snake!

It was released briefly by Rhino about 10 years ago. They never properly cleared the rights. After a month, Toho caught on and made them pull the set it was in.

Frank: Kids, reading opens up a rainbow of enchantment and whimsy and wonder and wisdom and…
Dr. F: Thank you, Kunta Kinte.
—212-Godzilla vs Megalon

My 1995 MST3K Year of Hell multi-part long-posts.

"What is this 'in-depth conversation' you speak of, and why in the world would you want to participate in such a thing?
The point of internet comments is to give feedback to the author, you dopes!"