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WELCOME THRILLHO

He's got dick smirkin' lips.

Oh, you're an ugly little dummy, aren't you [Martin]?
An ugly, smelly, horrible, little dummy who will never have ham, certainly not unless he gets it himself. A dummy who will never drink wine. Yes a horrible, smelly, ugly, stupid, ridiculous dummy!

I'm going to be that guy and say that I've never seen either of those movies and I really don't care.

Sounds like a standard audition to me. Or at the very least an improv exercise.

Hiding in Switzerland.

But they're actors.
This is nothing compared to what Jared Leto does to get good performances out of his co-stars.

That's…that's it?
I thought she was maybe like assaulting the kids or killing them after the audition was over or something.

He's INCREDIBLY spry and healthy for 95.
When you see birthday pictures of most people his age, they're always sitting/laying down and look totally out of it.
Good for him.

Ok…

Tonight on Wings
Ah, who cares?

Did I miss something?

Gonna need some extra magic for Berle's nether regions.

The CW?
Sure sounds weird to say that…

Just Shoot Me Again.

That dog is long dead.

We tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!

And both took the same amount of thought.

Funny, I thought it would've been the Goose Step.

Oh, Motörhead! I have their collection of Cole Porter tunes!
—Tom Servo, 604-Zombie Nightmare