By this time, them ol' Duke boys had killed just about every cop in town!
—Crow T Robot, 207-Wild Rebels

It's all a big misunderstanding.
He just wanted some of that s-s-s-swee-sweet can.

No one will ever believe him.

No, that's because the writers for Rifftrax suck. There's 2 or 3 younger guys behind the scenes that are simply terrible. Saw them perform at the Anniversary Show in Minneapolis and used the opportunity for a bathroom break.

Nah, just pointing it out.

To be fair, Mr. B natural is a pretty confusing message for kids.
If you want to go after any sort of transphobia in MST3K, watch episode 812-The Incredibly Strange Creatures…
Lots of terrible stuff there.

Fun fact! Mike Nelson of MST3K worked with this asshole on his Kickstarter game no one liked! While remaining relatively private about his political beliefs, Mike has confirmed that he is a staunch evangelical conservative, in the same vein as TenNapel! Fun fact!

To be fair, none of them were ever in the same room for the entirety of the 4th season.

Technically, it wouldn't remove his ability, it would only hinder his ability in that it would require judicial oversight after the fact.

I was going to make a snarky comment about how NBC will be embarrassed when this first season won't even get good ratings and that they'll be on the hook for another season of an expensive show no one watches.
But then I remembered that nothing on NBC gets good ratings anymore, so it doesn't really matter.

Unrelated, I don't know if this has been reported here yet:
Special Counsel Robert Mueller has impaneled a grand jury in Washington concerning the Russia investigation.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news…

How long until Trump tries to make the White House less of a dump by building a giant hotel and casino on top of it like in Back to the Future Part 2?

Trump is the kind of guy who would try to cheat at golf by making his score higher.

Make that two hard boiled eggs.
—Joel Robinson, 315-Teenage Caveman

Well, you see…public domain characters keep getting movies because:

Well, they did the impossible.
They made John Boyega look unattractive (to me, at least).
Behold the terribly awesome power of mustaches.

I'd rather watch a remake of Scum Killer.

He looks like an extra from the Chappelle's Show Playa Haters' Ball sketch come to life.

Maybe it's Joel Hodgson.

Those fiends!
They're going to release the banned, never-before-released episode of Arli$$ where Sandra Oh's character goes nuts and kills everyone!