We already had a reboot of Miami Vice, it was called Moonbeam City and it kicked all kinds of ass, especially the soundtrack.

Why do you think that one character was called Ralph Mouth?

In other news, Gork is also making a video about how to play golf.

"Vital"? Jesus Christ these people have their heads rammed up their own asses.

*jerk off hand motion*

And you can use my axe!

Oh god! The rocking horse at the end of the dark hallway in the basement!

Oh yeah.

I look forward for the film getting pushed back, and reports coming out that with 90% of first-unit photography done, they're canning Trevorrow for some bland director that everyone used to love in the 90's.

Jack Thorne is hot.

Jesus, he looks like a skeksis!
That's definitely a man who stays behind the camera.

Pictured: Jack Thorne, asking for his precious.

Meh nah! Meh nah!

I didn't think they piled shit that high.

Yes. When I go to Reddit, I rather like the simple, Web 2.0 design. I'm a bit upset that they want to fuck with that.

"Why are you tugging on your ear?"

Kids that'll say things such as…"Who are you?"

Ibid.

They didn't hire Hugo Boss so they would look like crap, that's for sure.

*jerk off hand motion*