He's Karl Rove's brother from another mother.

Can his life story be split into 3 movies and feature hours of incoherent CGI battle scenes?

How very Dikensian.

He looks like a horse. He even has the mane of hair coming down over the face that some horses have.

Battle Of The Sexes, the movie where Emma Stone’s Billie Jean King teaches Steve Carell’s Bobby Riggs that women know how to play tennis

Zip drives were my teenage go-to for storing and hiding porn so I didn't have to keep it on the family computer.
You could fit a bunch of photos, or one video.

And colorful! With varying storage space depending on the color!

Facts are old news!
Rumor and conjecture are where it's at!
Go to bed old man!

Gary Glitter, is that you?

Yeah, well bite my 5.25" floppy.
—Tom Servo, 822-Overdrawn At The Memory Bank

Aw. I miss Zip drives.
I don't know why, exactly. But I do.

And Start buttons.

The Spy Who Fucked Me

"No fucks given" must've been the slogan in the writer's room for Spectre.

*high five*

Pictured: Anne Hathaway as Benazir Bhutto.

Go on…

He's not crazy.
He's sad and pathetic.
There's a difference.

He's just so ecstatic that he got double-digit upvotes for the first time in so long that he's trying it again.

Only if they hang out at leather bars.