Didn't you already do this?

That's a hard 70's mustache. That's the kind of mustache you wear when you get shot and die for a full minute.

You will kneel before Braun!

He looks like an 80's drug lord on an episode of Miami Vice.

Mustaches should only be worn by 3 types of people:

Go on…

I never thought the end of the world would be so annoying.
—Joel Robinson, 205-Rocket Attack USA

Absolutely not. His conscience died years ago in the early 2000s after George W Bush horse-whipped him into submission.

In other disgusting news, Republican leadership in the Senate has cajoled John McCain to fly across the country a week after brain surgery to vote to take away healthcare from millions of Americans tomorrow.
Even though Republicans in the Senate don't know exactly what they'll be voting on.

I hope a running theme season-to-season on The Good Doctor is that the titular Good Doctor has to track down and stop the Bad Doctor from breaking the Hippocratic Oath in various nefarious ways.

Johnny lived with his parents (they tell him to be careful and he responds that he doesn't care). He was picked up by his uncle's assistant Catherine, who also picked up Johnny's friend Caroline. And they went to Johnny's uncle's laboratory, which may have been for a school trip, whereupon they were frozen and sent…

I think they lived there?
Their dads worked there. And there's a living area that they occupy, so…who knows.
It's Japan, you're not supposed to overthink it.

"Sea World. The international marine life center."

PETA is activism for dumb people. A way to be "out there, getting things done" without thinking about what you're actually doing.
Like voting for Jill Stein.

It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco!

I keep tellin' ya. We just grow sorghum here.

I looked up how clowns do that trick, by the way.
The answer itself is obvious (they stuff themselves on there) but the horrifying bit is that there's a science to it.
Clowns have a standard volume. And they stack each other like a demented game of Tetris.

Burning Hatchet Man.

The obvious answer here is for a bunch of Juggalos to buy it and turn it into an ICP-themed clown motel.

The great thing about this place is that even though the rooms look like they only sleep 2, you can fit 40.