If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular.

Too dated. The new answer for dead-eyed bad actors is Cara Delevingne and Dane DeHaan.

They don't want Waldo getting lost in the crowd.

I'm sure someone somewhere thinks it's fun.

Fun fact! A third Timothy Dalton Bond film was scheduled for mid-1991! It was to be called "The Property of A Lady"! For various reasons, it never got made and Dalton was dropped as Bond! Fun fact!

Ah! A giant stick insect!

He received a cease and desist from the NHL because he tarnishes their brand.

We're going to see a big resurgence in Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Cons.

They would've been better suited casting 3 department store mannequins as the leads. You'd get better acting.

Tom: Let's take a look at that incredibly expressive Frenchy flop: [Valerian]!
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'All will be lost' on this movie, although it's a write-off.

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Your excessive use of punctuation to imply sarcasm is duly noted, but also easily dismissed as quite basic as it lacks the subtlety needed for the subject matter. C-

Still ongoing.

If Hollywood summer blockbusters are all going to be 2.5+ hours long from now on, can we please bring back intermissions?

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The NeverEnding Story.

BABY OIL!?! AGGGHHHH!
—Joel Robinson, 512-Mitchell

You have this belief that this country is so very good and we are so very bad.
—Trump

Most low-budget TV nowadays IS Canadian, though. That's what helps keep it cheap. And the hallmark of such TV is unpolished Canadian day players.

And far more unpleasant body odors.

Angry Turds?
Is that a game about having irritable bowel syndrome?