Come on down to TJ Truffleberry's. Try the fentoozler!
—Crow T. Robot, 322-Master Ninja I

If only.

Wrong.

Sean Spicer just resigned.

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners…

This is paid advertising, yes?

The difference is…people aren't building statues of Hitler or putting Nazi flags over state capitols.

The ONLY time it was ever OK to do "if the South had won" as a a TV plotline was that one time on Twin Peaks when Ben Horne went nuts and thought he was Robert E. Lee.

Pop prefers a firm slap and a curt "bitch", if you don't mind.

No Don S. Davis as General Hammond, no deal.

Original story in the Washington Post, but I hate their paywall.

It originally came from The Washington Post, but I didn't want people to hit a paywall.

Off topic: Per White House sources, in light of Mueller starting to look closer into Trump business and tax records, Trump has asked his legal team to look into Presidential pardons to see if he can protect aides, his family and even himself from prosecution.
They're also looking into ways to force a conflict of…

I believe you meant to write it the proper way: DOCTOR DOOM!

I call it like I see it.

A Starbucks employee was killed today in an avalanche of Guatemalan Antigua.
—Tom Servo, 803-The Mole People

Judging by that promo, it's more apt to call it Rocko's Mid-2000's Life, as all of that seemed a bit dated.

Maybe the show is set in 2006 and all of that seems somewhat fresh?

Breaking News: Rocko The Wallaby accidentally overdoses on pain meds, Heffer being sued by Philburt for sexual harassment, Big Heads divorce finalized, Spunky named new head of FDA, new season cancelled

I'm afraid that's too obscure to get upvotes, and not obscure in the good way.