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Crow's New Hair
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How To Milk A One-Season Premise For Four Years

Alcoholism sure is a hoot.
—Crow T. Robot, 402-The Giant Gila Monster

Welcome to Peak TV. Where dozens of mediocre shows are allowed to run for half a decade before anyone notices.

I've never heard of this show.

The Bieber version is unnecessary garbage.

Are you saying we should worry about Morrissey?

Good lord. That's terrible.

I'd be lye-ing if I said this show wasn't incredibly basic.

Brian Dunkleman will return to host his scabies revival

Unfortunately, the audience won't return to watch the American Idol revival.

At this point, The Simpsons is less a creative outlet for entertainment purposes and more of a subsidized work program for poor Korean animators.

I can't wait for the incredibly lazy references! Perhaps they'll watch Mame of Moans on Metflix! Or maybe via Mulu!

WELCOME THRILLHO

I can't wait until they make a bunch of three-year-old references because of the amount of time it takes to get from script to screen!
Talk about fresh!

Later, in the dead of blue filter night…
—Mike Nelson, 904-Werewolf

But it's prestige television!
Look at the blue filter!

Hot ham water?

It'd be more realistic if Dunham showed up again at the end after all the murders happen and talks about how it really affected her the most.

The horror…the horror…