Don't be ridiculous! No one watches puppet shows!

Well, I guess the show could run solely off of homoerotic fumes for only so long.

Remember Teen Wolf? It's back, in pog form!

To be fair…this quote is from a few days ago.

Yeah. I…yeah.

Oh, he'll absolutely say something terrible soon.
Probably about quickly getting a replacement into the Senate to take his place.

They simply can't get to 50 votes, though. Period. With McCain out, they're down to 51, and at least 3-4 GOP Senators are a firm no.

All she can do…is dial and yell.

Don't worry, Jeff Flake is up for reelection next year.

However, McCain is in the rare position to actually literally choose his successor. So I'm assuming he's going to pick someone that shares his vaguely moderate (by today's standards) positions.

Nah, I just read the articles.

80.

He's had a lot of faults over the years. Too many to go into intricate detail right now, and it wouldn't be the time anyways.
But, ironically, his lasting legacy might be that of inadvertently saving Obamacare.

Probably the worst part for him and his family is that his mother is still alive at 105.

The worst part? His mother is still alive at 105.

Ironically…his absence from the Senate enabled GOP Senators on the fence to reconsider Trumpcare and kill it.

Off topic, but Senator John McCain has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer. :(

Perhaps she's Welsh?

Rath is half Indian and Dale is half Japanese.

He's part chameleon.