Two weeks? And no hint of it beforehand?
Ending on its own, my ass. That's a cancellation if there ever was one.

PURE DEATH

Oh, Annie. You're so much better than this.
What would Dixie Carter think?

I'm on fire tonight.

And that's why I wrote it that way. I know my way around how to format a joke.
*thumbs up*

You should see the behind-the-scenes at the White House!

They used to have a direct email address and I submitted things to it occasionally.
Hughes would actually respond sometimes. But they disabled it. Because they're bastards.

Personal experience?

As massive as Kermit's is after all these years of grown men putting their hands up there.

That's what his nephew is for.

Submit it as a Newswire!
They never actually use the feature, but it never hurts to try!
Up above the comments.

*buzzer*
Sorry, I did this yesterday.

Can the bug-eyed maniac that blows things up blow them up instead? Or do they not let him do that anymore?

My greatest regret is that the AV Club didn't re-use that glorious photo of Whitmire and his vertical semi-circle of hair.

Oh…I read that too quickly.
I thought Kermit would actually blow…nevermind…

I can only assume that there are currently MASSIVE flamewars ripping the Muppet fan community apart.

This pretty much validates my assumption that this Whitmire guy was using Jim Henson's Kermit blessing as a golden cudgel to be a royal asshole for 25 years.

There's more pure drama in these pieces of felt than in all of Ryan Murphy's shows put together!

I suppose you think you're being a smart alec, don't you mister? Well let me tell you something. I'll wipe that smile right off your face. Shut your pie-hole. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I'm not gonna take any lip from you, I'll tell ya that right now. You shut your pie-hole!
"Ow, ow. Don't hit me,…

Intermixed with laughable cgi of him jumping around, like Yoda in Episode 2.