HI-HO! YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY FUCKING NOTES! YOU'VE LET JIM DOWN! HE HAND-PICKED ME, YOU ASSHOLES!

I know it's a Mike episode. And I can hear the line in my head, but I can't quite place it.
617-The Sword and The Dragon, I think.

Ron Howard pops the clutch, signal's left, proceeds gently into traffic, politely inviting people to Eat His Dust.
—Tom Servo, 706-Laserblast

I, for one, would like to see Donald Glover jacket.

That was so incredibly average.
—Mike Nelson, 623-The Amazing Transparent Man

It's Donald Glover! And he's got a new hat!

Lena Dunham?

I'm pretty sure Tommy Wiseau is much older than 30-ish.

Isn't it a little…weird to make biopics about people that are still alive?

Uh…no, Peg.
*flushes toilet*

I find lobster bisque to be the most inspirational of the soup family dishes.

Who?

I FUCKING CALLED IT!
When that article about that "Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus" movie was posted, I CALLED that 90's self help books will become the next dumb trend in movie remakes!

Become an “inspirational” Netflix what?

Conspiracies from crazy Alex Jones
But she won't scold.
You'll hear false equivalencies tonight
So let that camera roll.
You're the red, white and blue,
Oh the stupid words you spew!
Megyn, Megyn: get a clue!

Crow: This message brought to you by The Booze Council. Because booze really satisfies.
Joel: Booze takes a dull party and makes it better.
Tom: Booze makes you popular and heals all wounds.
All: B-DOUBLE O-Z-E! BOOZE!
—415-The Beatniks

1st Taco Bell executive: How can we make our customers have even worse diarrhea?

The true story of the sex and murder behind the making of your breakfast honey!
—Mike Nelson, 905-The Deadly Bees

You're missing the most important thing about Spielberg's movie: scenes of people looking!
—Crow T. Robot, Summer Blockbuster Review, Lost World

His head is disproportionately large.
He looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.