It's good to know that Kellyanne Conway has been retained by R. Kelly to put out spin on his behalf.

Do you like repetitive commercials, played at incorrect times?

Hanks' performance was Spielberg's inspiration for Gigolo Joe a few years later.

Really? That isn't even the worst thing I've written today!

Judging by some of this, and my own cynical outlook on life, I'm going to assume that this guy has been using Jim Henson's blessing to act like a dick for the past ~25 years.

There's that majestic mane of hair again! Wrapping around his head like a halo of fur!
So noble! So luxurious!
Like he's looking out of the extravagant rear end of some kind of splendidly opulent horse!

I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. I got it right here.
One, Kermit needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
Two, whenever Kermit's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Kermit"?
—Steve Whitmire's notes

That's terrible! Think of all the poor actors that will be accidentally decapitated!

I loved it. It was much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again.

The AV Club is commencing Kinja switchover. Do not panic. Do not stop using AV Club. All is well.

Thank fuck! I'm so tired of every summer blockbuster having a runtime of ~2.5 hours.
90% of the time, the excess to get the film there is just bloat and it feels like a studio directive now.
"You won't be taken seriously unless the film is over 2 hours."

I’m gonna download Pong. It should only take about seven hours.
—Crow T. Robot, 1006-Boggy Creek II

Now I just need an early-80's wood-paneled, musky basement to play it in.

My opinions are my own.

There's a little stormtrooper who lives in my pants, he whispers things to me…
—Mike Nelson, 623-The Amazing Transparent Man

Yeah! Leave Star Wars-reliant hacky-wannabe MST3K riffing to the professionals: the people that made Season 11 of MST3K!

Wow, Chewie was a total twink! Much smoother than I was anticipating!

Can't be. This last movie takes place ~2025-2030.
The 1968 film takes place in 3978.

A good 500, at least. Apes have short lifespans, generally. 50 years.
I'd like to see some mild evolution, at least. The beginnings of the culture we see on the original movie.

I don't know, who are we suggested to think that she is?