How far of a time jump?

I had a dream last night.
I was on the AV Club. I was looking at the Newswire list.
I read the newest, and it looked like this (bold, italics, everything):

Where does the Apes franchise go from here? I saw the 3rd one this weekend, and it's a pretty definitive ending to the arc.
But nothing ever ends in Hollywood, so I suspect the studio will want a 4th film.
They've said they might want to do a movie about other apes outside the original pod gaining sentience, but that…

So R. Kelly created his own version of Scientology?

That sucks!
You still had to see the second half of Ang Lee's Hulk movie!

When I was 15, I went to go see the Ang Lee Hulk movie the first weekend it opened. The theater was completely sold out and the only seat I could find was in the very first row in the center.

I didn't enjoy this episode at all. Just didn't do it for me.

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!
—George Romero

Same question also applies to Tron, too.

14 years isn't too long between an original and a sequel, is it?
That's not just cynical cashing-in on a popular older movie that stands well enough on its own, is it?

God, that's terrible!
Could you imagine?

Ah, women. Women, women, women, women, women, women, women, ha ha ha ha.
For you young fellows fresh on the cusp of a blooming manhood, the questions abound. What are women like? What do women want? How should I treat a woman?
Perhaps the thorniest problem facing any young man is finding a woman in the first place.
It…

Doctor Lady!
—Crow T. Robot, 820-Space Mutiny

The unimportant ones.

Fantastic Four, directed by David Lynch.

That was the only time they did a sketch.
They did those Kraft holiday commercials well into the late 80's.
https://youtu.be/8wUtjDd3jEQ

I dunno. It looks good on him.

Is the time period of Aladdin a part of the Willennium?

How/why the hell does Guy Ritchie keep getting put in charge of $200+ million tentpole blockbusters?

*holds up brown paper bag, closes one eye, compares*