Double, secret flagged.

That's Jay-Z's job now.

Being that unctuous is a full time job!
He has to spend 4 hours per day, EVERY day, applying various industrial oils and greases into his hair to look like that!

That's my bit! I'll kill you for taking my bit!

Hey! Give the guy a break! It's not easy being the smugest, smarmiest man alive!

Shoot at Earth all you want, just get Bill Maher.
—Mike Nelson, 819-Invasion of The Neptune Men

It's sundown somewhere in the world.

It's getting a bit ridiculous. The 4:44 coverage is starting to supersede our regularly scheduled Trump coverage!

He WOULD put it out right around Shabbat.

That's still to be seen.

After so many runs through the sewing machine, toddler sizes are all that's left for that mangled Chanel suit, eh Marge?

Are you saying she's the Todd Marinovich of the musical world?

The Streisand Effect in full force, folks. Drink it in.

Jimmy Fallon is gay for Johnnie Walker. You might even say he's fallen head over heels for him.

Unless you're willing to use those penises in your person, no.

"Uh, yeah, I was just joking, too. Totally not gay…ha ha ha…"
—Taylor Lautner

Andrew Garfield hates lasagna but LOVES mojitos over brunch!

OK Andrew, time to put your money where your mouth is.

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Hackneyed, overused jokes?