She gets screwed out of a full paycheck twice!
First because she's a woman, then again because she's Asian!

January of next year. The studio is dumping it in the January film graveyard. And they're going to lose a metric shit-ton on it because of the troubled production and the fact that YA films are dead.
Its a perfect storm for the studio.

That's fine. Hawkeye has easy access to the M.A.S.H. unit and all those meatball surgeons.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. He'll be blander, duller, boring-er.

That's nothing. Dylan O'Brien got his entire face scraped off making one of those terrible Maze Runner movies!
The movie got put on hold for a year or two while he got his face sewn back on.

To be honest, when it was announced that 4:44 was originally going to be called The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, it should've been a red flag.

FAKE JEWS!

It takes a lot of planning to make something that bad.

Ah, yes. The Captain Marvel movie.
Which will come out in 2019 or 2023 or, you know, however long they keep pushing it back for "reasons".

Bravo, Mr. Nielson!
—Gypsy, 513-The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Sht up!

Absolutely not.

Hey, Sirley only looks out for one guy: Sirley.

The same thing has been done previously in politics.
Which is why Gallup occasionally will show low approval ratings for people like "Gerge W. Bash" and "Monald Mump".

FAKE NWS!

Wounded warriors only pawns in game of political life.

I guess you could say that now he's in a world of Payne.

There's legitimately nothing here to snark at. This is a happy article about a happy person.

You could be joking and I would never know.

TERF? Do I want to know?